Well, This Is Unfortunate
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Tue Jun 3rd, 2008 - 04:21 pm
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Courtesy of Mrs. Thinky Thoughthead:
This brings up some serious questions:
1. It’s not alphabetical, but is this list in any particular order?
2. If so, are Sports Fans worse than or better than Blasphemers?
3. What if you’re a drunk, gambling sports fan?
Before I fully commit to contributing here, I’m going to need answers.
ok, 2 thoughts on this wonderful piece of americana…
1. Maybe I’m not up on my definitions, but wouldn’t “fornicators” kinda capture most of the sexual sins? That would have left room for a few notable omissions like “Harry Potter Lovers”, “Disney Parade Lovers”, “DaVinci Code Readers”, and “Democrats”
2. Shouldn’t this actually be “Heaven’s Most Wanted”? I mean, we call it “America’s Most Wanted” because America wants to obtain the criminals, not because they already have them. Just sayin’.
June 3rd, 2008 at 6:09 pmWhat about those who visit those damnable movie houses?
June 4th, 2008 at 11:35 am