Comments on: The 08 Schnoz Report: Week 1 http://prayersforblowouts.com/2008/09/05/the-08-schnoz-report-week-1/ Sports. Humor. Faith. Thu, 25 Feb 2010 10:59:56 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Geof F. Morris http://prayersforblowouts.com/2008/09/05/the-08-schnoz-report-week-1/comment-page-1/#comment-1820 Geof F. Morris Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:57:18 +0000 http://prayersforblowouts.com/?p=435#comment-1820 I'm so happy that I won the caption contest. I am coated in awesome. I’m so happy that I won the caption contest. I am coated in awesome.

]]> By: christian http://prayersforblowouts.com/2008/09/05/the-08-schnoz-report-week-1/comment-page-1/#comment-1765 christian Sat, 06 Sep 2008 03:26:34 +0000 http://prayersforblowouts.com/?p=435#comment-1765 Don't forget David's cat-like reflexes in avoiding flying spears which would come in handy avoiding the rush. But how well do you think his poetry and harp playing would have gone over in the lockerroom? Don’t forget David’s cat-like reflexes in avoiding flying spears which would come in handy avoiding the rush.

But how well do you think his poetry and harp playing would have gone over in the lockerroom?

]]> By: Jeff H http://prayersforblowouts.com/2008/09/05/the-08-schnoz-report-week-1/comment-page-1/#comment-1762 Jeff H Fri, 05 Sep 2008 23:44:24 +0000 http://prayersforblowouts.com/?p=435#comment-1762 I got nothing for the NFL this year.... the Falcons and Dolphins are both going to be horrible. My only hope is that my fantasy team will do well, but I fear I've hung on to Peyton Manning one year too long. I got nothing for the NFL this year…. the Falcons and Dolphins are both going to be horrible. My only hope is that my fantasy team will do well, but I fear I’ve hung on to Peyton Manning one year too long.

]]> By: Joe http://prayersforblowouts.com/2008/09/05/the-08-schnoz-report-week-1/comment-page-1/#comment-1759 Joe Fri, 05 Sep 2008 21:17:50 +0000 http://prayersforblowouts.com/?p=435#comment-1759 I love the Schnoz Report almost as much as I love Culpepper's Alladin vest. Also, Joe Flacco will be the greatest quarterback to ever live... not really, but he played in Delaware so I'm required to say that. Go Ravens! I love the Schnoz Report almost as much as I love Culpepper’s Alladin vest. Also, Joe Flacco will be the greatest quarterback to ever live… not really, but he played in Delaware so I’m required to say that. Go Ravens!

]]> By: Harrison http://prayersforblowouts.com/2008/09/05/the-08-schnoz-report-week-1/comment-page-1/#comment-1758 Harrison Fri, 05 Sep 2008 21:08:01 +0000 http://prayersforblowouts.com/?p=435#comment-1758 No, Mr. Culpepper. You won't need a real life jacket on this lake cruise. No, Mr. Culpepper. You won’t need a real life jacket on this lake cruise.

]]> By: Josh http://prayersforblowouts.com/2008/09/05/the-08-schnoz-report-week-1/comment-page-1/#comment-1757 Josh Fri, 05 Sep 2008 20:22:14 +0000 http://prayersforblowouts.com/?p=435#comment-1757 Oh... and one more thing... Vladmir Putin is a putz! Oh… and one more thing… Vladmir Putin is a putz!

]]> By: Josh http://prayersforblowouts.com/2008/09/05/the-08-schnoz-report-week-1/comment-page-1/#comment-1756 Josh Fri, 05 Sep 2008 20:17:21 +0000 http://prayersforblowouts.com/?p=435#comment-1756 Caption: (Although this is quite uncalled for... I do think its funny.) "Allah Ackbar, Allah Ackbar, Allah Ackbar" Lord forgive me. Caption:
(Although this is quite uncalled for… I do think its funny.)

“Allah Ackbar, Allah Ackbar, Allah Ackbar”

Lord forgive me.

]]> By: Kelly http://prayersforblowouts.com/2008/09/05/the-08-schnoz-report-week-1/comment-page-1/#comment-1755 Kelly Fri, 05 Sep 2008 19:29:54 +0000 http://prayersforblowouts.com/?p=435#comment-1755 A female reader piping up to say that I am glad the Schnoz Report has returned! If Madden goes, it will make me very sad, because a big highlight of football season for me is hearing DRK repeat in a sarcastic, somewhat confused tone the mindless things that Madden says. Clapping loudly for your political rant. Me too. I think we should go to a theocracy model. Should you maybe explain your Dora reference? I mean, you're speaking my language here, but people who actually get to choose their viewing selections on Saturday morning may not understand your excitement about saying "I'm the map!" seventy times in a row. I'm no good with captions, so I'll just sign off with Swiper, no swiping. A female reader piping up to say that I am glad the Schnoz Report has returned!

If Madden goes, it will make me very sad, because a big highlight of football season for me is hearing DRK repeat in a sarcastic, somewhat confused tone the mindless things that Madden says.

Clapping loudly for your political rant. Me too. I think we should go to a theocracy model.

Should you maybe explain your Dora reference? I mean, you’re speaking my language here, but people who actually get to choose their viewing selections on Saturday morning may not understand your excitement about saying “I’m the map!” seventy times in a row.

I’m no good with captions, so I’ll just sign off with Swiper, no swiping.

]]> By: Geof F. Morris http://prayersforblowouts.com/2008/09/05/the-08-schnoz-report-week-1/comment-page-1/#comment-1754 Geof F. Morris Fri, 05 Sep 2008 18:37:48 +0000 http://prayersforblowouts.com/?p=435#comment-1754 "This is a golden parachute, right? RIGHT?!" And you should take me on, Schnoz boy. Bring it, chump. “This is a golden parachute, right? RIGHT?!”

And you should take me on, Schnoz boy. Bring it, chump.

]]> By: jason http://prayersforblowouts.com/2008/09/05/the-08-schnoz-report-week-1/comment-page-1/#comment-1753 jason Fri, 05 Sep 2008 17:52:00 +0000 http://prayersforblowouts.com/?p=435#comment-1753 Caption: Worried that his retirement would lead to inevitable post-NFL fatness, Dante Culpepper turned to retired players and weight-control experts Mike Golic and Dan Marino. Their surprising suggestion? Not diet. Not exercise. Nope: the Man-Girdle (TM). Caption:

Worried that his retirement would lead to inevitable post-NFL fatness, Dante Culpepper turned to retired players and weight-control experts Mike Golic and Dan Marino. Their surprising suggestion? Not diet. Not exercise. Nope: the Man-Girdle (TM).

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