Comments on: The Schnoz Report: Week 2 http://prayersforblowouts.com/2008/09/12/the-schnoz-report-week-2/ Sports. Humor. Faith. Thu, 25 Feb 2010 10:59:56 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: prayers for blowouts » Blog Archive » Freakonomics and End-Zone Celebrations http://prayersforblowouts.com/2008/09/12/the-schnoz-report-week-2/comment-page-1/#comment-2602 prayers for blowouts » Blog Archive » Freakonomics and End-Zone Celebrations Wed, 21 Jan 2009 13:32:14 +0000 http://prayersforblowouts.com/?p=456#comment-2602 [...] Remember back in Week 1 when T.O. scored a touchdown and did a Usain Bolt impersonation to celebrate? No? Me either. But apparently it happened, and as a result, Head of NFL Officials Mike Pereira went on NFL Total Access with Rich Eisen to explain what types of celebrations the NFL would be penalizing this year. At the end of the discussion, Pereira said the only reason a player could go to the ground to celebrate was if they were praying. The words Pereira used were “Praising the Lord”. I was taken aback by Pereira’s choice of words; so much so that I recorded it with my crappy camera , posted it online, and put it in the Week 2 Schnoz Report. [...] [...] Remember back in Week 1 when T.O. scored a touchdown and did a Usain Bolt impersonation to celebrate? No? Me either. But apparently it happened, and as a result, Head of NFL Officials Mike Pereira went on NFL Total Access with Rich Eisen to explain what types of celebrations the NFL would be penalizing this year. At the end of the discussion, Pereira said the only reason a player could go to the ground to celebrate was if they were praying. The words Pereira used were “Praising the Lord”. I was taken aback by Pereira’s choice of words; so much so that I recorded it with my crappy camera , posted it online, and put it in the Week 2 Schnoz Report. [...]

]]> By: Joe http://prayersforblowouts.com/2008/09/12/the-schnoz-report-week-2/comment-page-1/#comment-1831 Joe Sun, 14 Sep 2008 02:27:53 +0000 http://prayersforblowouts.com/?p=456#comment-1831 Looks like the Ravens/Texans game got moved to November 9th. Looks like the Ravens/Texans game got moved to November 9th.

]]> By: Geof F. Morris http://prayersforblowouts.com/2008/09/12/the-schnoz-report-week-2/comment-page-1/#comment-1818 Geof F. Morris Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:51:48 +0000 http://prayersforblowouts.com/?p=456#comment-1818 Joe: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Joe: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

]]> By: Zeke http://prayersforblowouts.com/2008/09/12/the-schnoz-report-week-2/comment-page-1/#comment-1817 Zeke Fri, 12 Sep 2008 22:29:01 +0000 http://prayersforblowouts.com/?p=456#comment-1817 Tom Brady, having taken modeling lessons from Gisele, listens to Bill Belichick through his helmet headset: "Yes Tom, now hold your leg! Grit your teeth! You're a tiger Tom, you're a tiger! Yes! You look fantastic!" Tom Brady, having taken modeling lessons from Gisele, listens to Bill Belichick through his helmet headset: “Yes Tom, now hold your leg! Grit your teeth! You’re a tiger Tom, you’re a tiger! Yes! You look fantastic!”

]]> By: Joe http://prayersforblowouts.com/2008/09/12/the-schnoz-report-week-2/comment-page-1/#comment-1816 Joe Fri, 12 Sep 2008 21:30:49 +0000 http://prayersforblowouts.com/?p=456#comment-1816 [caption] Like a vengeful, ice skating, angel of death... Tanya Harding strikes again [caption] [caption] Like a vengeful, ice skating, angel of death… Tanya Harding strikes again [caption]

]]> By: Bryan Allain’s Blog » Blog Archive » The Schnoz Report http://prayersforblowouts.com/2008/09/12/the-schnoz-report-week-2/comment-page-1/#comment-1813 Bryan Allain’s Blog » Blog Archive » The Schnoz Report Fri, 12 Sep 2008 17:44:26 +0000 http://prayersforblowouts.com/?p=456#comment-1813 [...] Here’s a link to this week’s Schnoz Report. Hope you enjoy! [...] [...] Here’s a link to this week’s Schnoz Report. Hope you enjoy! [...]

]]> By: bryan http://prayersforblowouts.com/2008/09/12/the-schnoz-report-week-2/comment-page-1/#comment-1812 bryan Fri, 12 Sep 2008 17:36:34 +0000 http://prayersforblowouts.com/?p=456#comment-1812 hey, gotta always keep you guys and gals guessing... hey, gotta always keep you guys and gals guessing…

]]> By: christian http://prayersforblowouts.com/2008/09/12/the-schnoz-report-week-2/comment-page-1/#comment-1811 christian Fri, 12 Sep 2008 17:35:02 +0000 http://prayersforblowouts.com/?p=456#comment-1811 Simeon a football player? David was a good start but Simeon? An old man ready to fall down dead when he finally saw the Messiah? Maybe he could play DB for the Vikings or Bears. Simeon a football player? David was a good start but Simeon? An old man ready to fall down dead when he finally saw the Messiah? Maybe he could play DB for the Vikings or Bears.

]]> By: Geof F. Morris http://prayersforblowouts.com/2008/09/12/the-schnoz-report-week-2/comment-page-1/#comment-1809 Geof F. Morris Fri, 12 Sep 2008 16:30:15 +0000 http://prayersforblowouts.com/?p=456#comment-1809 Inept!? YOUR MOM IS INEPT, ALLAIN! [Sorry, Mrs. Allain. I'm sure you're wonderful. After all, you raised Bryan.] Caption: "MEDIC! MEEEEEEDIIIIIIIIIIC!" Also rans: "Get me Carson Palmer on the phone!" and "When did Kimo von Oelhoffen lose a hundred pounds and become a safety?!" But you'll never see a minor league of pro football, Bryan, because the capital costs are terribly intensive and the injury costs are very high. Inept!? YOUR MOM IS INEPT, ALLAIN!

[Sorry, Mrs. Allain. I'm sure you're wonderful. After all, you raised Bryan.]

Caption: “MEDIC! MEEEEEEDIIIIIIIIIIC!”

Also rans: “Get me Carson Palmer on the phone!” and “When did Kimo von Oelhoffen lose a hundred pounds and become a safety?!”

But you’ll never see a minor league of pro football, Bryan, because the capital costs are terribly intensive and the injury costs are very high.

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