Comments on: The Schnoz Report: Week 5

By: Chad Gibbs

Chad Gibbs — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 16:06:30 +0000

Zorn to Campbell, “Auburn called and said they want you back. I told them you’ve moved on, they should to.”

By: Joe

Joe — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 16:40:32 +0000

“Why yes, my nickname was Thumblesstiltskin… how did you know?”

By: christian

christian — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 15:18:43 +0000

Dead on about Christian comics- speaking of which, did you get a feel for “God’s Pottery” on this seasons Last Comic Standing? My theory is that they are actually evangelicals who realize how much we are made fun of and have tapped into that vibe in an ironic way of actually still presenting our message via tongue-in-cheek.

Captions…

“Sorry Jason, my dip slipped.”

“Seriously coach, Tic-Tacs.”

“Coach, I was thinking we could try some of that triple option that Ga-Tech is running.”
“Sorry Jason, that was a little throw up in my mouth.”

By: Luke G

Luke G — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 05:55:23 +0000

Hey Bry,

I’ll go up against you any week. I usually pick em for fun anyways. BRING IT!

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By: Geof F. Morris

Geof F. Morris — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 00:40:02 +0000

NOW you’re right about the Bengals.

I’d hate you, but you did just buy me a birthday present.

By: bryan

bryan — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 18:07:31 +0000

Done and done. Lancaster County Talk

By: Zeke

Zeke — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 17:42:03 +0000

Zorn (whispering to Campbell): Did you see what Cooley accidentally posted up on his blog the other week??
Campbell: Yeah coach, that was nasty. Is this why you’ve been snickering every time you’re making a play call for the “jumbo package”?

…for those who aren’t in on that joke, I apologize, and it may very well be best if you don’t go searching for the answer.

bryan, i think in future editions of the schnoz report you should switch things up and list what bible characters current NFL personalities could represent. I only thought of this after seeing those photos of Al Davis and thinking that probably looks like Methuselah did around his 800th birthday.

By: bryan

bryan — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 17:09:48 +0000

Kelly, i still refuse to talk like that, despite being here for ten years. In fact, this is so important, i think i need to post on my blog about it…

By: Kelly

Kelly — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 17:02:48 +0000

I’m with you on the pronunciation. With apologies to Erica, never trust a Pennsylvanian on speech issues. Before I attended Messiah, I had no idea that there were people in the word who asked a question by lowering the pitch of their voice at the end of the sentence, or said things like “My car needs washed,” or “Are you coming with?”.