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New NFL Power Poll 2

Posted on Tue Oct 14th, 2008 - 01:03 pm

Another week, another handful of baffling results. With the Redskins, Cowboys, Giants, Panthers, Broncos, and Bears losing this past weekend, it’s clear that we need to rethink this whole NFL Power Poll idea.

In fact, here’s what I think the Power Poll should look like at this point:

  1. the best team in the league
  2. somebody
  3. that team
  4. those guys
  5. a team from the NFL
  6. pick a squad
  7. not sure
  8. the team that wears helmets
  9. the team you thought would be ranked much lower
  10. a 53-man group
  11. the guys in the uniforms
  12. i don’t care
  13. team x
  14. team y
  15. team z
  16. right in the middle of the pack
  17. a squad from one of the 4 divisions
  18. they wear numbers on their uniforms
  19. you pick someone
  20. big huge rich guys playing with leather
  21. could be anyone
  22. those guys that all dress in the same uniform
  23. we just don’t know
  24. someone in the AFC or NFC
  25. just who you were thinking
  26. the team you thought would be ranked much higher
  27. that team
  28. one of the teams that wear a color
  29. the team that gives their all
  30. a random squad
  31. the almost worst team
  32. the worst team

You got a better idea?


2 Comments

  1. Christian

    You forgot…

    The team that the guys who get paid to watch and talk football all day every day and know everything about football said was the best team in the league.

    and

    Your mom’s favorite team.


  2. bryan

    oooh, good call on both fronts.

    also

    The team we thought was the best after last week
    The team we thought was the best the week before
    The team that will be the best next week
    The team that no one takes seriously now that will win the super bowl.


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