Posted on
February 24, 2009 by
jesse
The NBA All-Star weekend is always one of the more entertaining professional sports celebrations. The three-point shoot-out is only slightly less exciting than MLB’s homerun derby, but the fly-slama-jama game makes the NFL’s Pro-Bowl look like a backyard two-hand touch match, which it basically is. (Aside from a few trick plays, the Pro-Bowl is pretty forgettable—it’s hard to take anything seriously when everyone is wearing a ridiculous Tommy Bahama Hawaii shirt).
But the game aside, the NBA Dunk Contest is in a league of its own on the merits of its pure entertainment value. And, thanks to Dwight Howard, it’s seen a much needed resurgence. This year though, TNT added their own event to the weekend’s festivities, realizing that the East vs. West match-up main event was secondary to the fan favorite sideshows. Though it was unsanctioned by the NBA, TNT’s game of HORSE gave fans another chance to see their favorite players goof off and display their playground hoops skills.
Considering the success of the event, I thought I’d add my own input and suggest several events that other cable networks may want to consider adding to next year’s line-up.
Dads vs. Sons
A summertime BBQ just wasn’t complete without a heated game of driveway three-on-three with dads taking on their sons. What always started as good-natured bonding time, inevitably devolved into a strange hybrid of hockey/ football/ basketball when one of the uncles started taking it a little too seriously.
What could be more entertaining than seeing Bill Walton trying to hold on to his last pieces of dignity by using the old jersey pull when his son Luke tries to go up for an easy lay-up?

Finally a chance for Bill Walton to recapture glory
I have a hard time picturing Shaq’s infamously strict stepfather (a former Army Sergeant) allowing any easy rebounds down-low. A national TV audience would also be able to see the usually mild manor Brent Barry become flustered and embarrassed when his father Rick insists on shooting granny shots every time he is fouled. Though there will probably be a few bloody noses resulting from unnecessarily aggressive elbows in the paint, a father-son game would be a solid edition to the weekend.
Pool Basketball
All you need for this one is a standard backyard swimming pool, a cheap plastic poolside hoop and an undersized ball.

Not in this house
Because anyone who has ever played pool ball knows that it’s basically impossible to make a jump shot (not just because shots are so easily blocked, but also because those flimsy hoops only allow for swishes), the game will be a dunkfest. This one also has the potential to get a little rough—because you can’t dribble in the pool, players will be forced to lower their shoulders and barrel their way to the basket. It may not be the safest game, but it sure will be fun to watch.
Buzzer Beater
What kid hasn’t done it? You’re all alone at the local court, and your internal monologue sets the stage for basketball immortality. “Down by two, just seconds left. He steps back behind the three-point line! Three, Two, One …” You jack-up shot after shot, imagining what it’d be like to sink a game winner.

The guy in the orange is insanely pumped
For this event, players could choose a teammate to inbound the ball to them with just three seconds on the clock. They get several attempts to hit a buzzer beater, in a three-round tournament style competition.
Other Possible Additions to All-Star Weekend:
A Celebrity NBA Jam Classic Arcade Tournament (though the Larry Johnson/Alonzo Mourning Hornets are not allowed because of their obvious unfair advantage)
One-on-One (Two players. Half of a court. The first one to 15.)
Eight-Foot Hoops (This one may not translate with players of NBA stature, but it sure is fun for weekend warriors like myself)>