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Mister Ho Lee 0

Posted on March 24, 2009 by bryan

Before last night there were 1000 reasons why I couldn’t do play-by-play for ESPN like Jon Miller.

Now there’s 1001.

Sorry, but there’s no way I could have announced this at bat without turning into a 12-year old.

I didn’t watch the thrilling finish, but congrats to Japan on their win!

I’m sure Bum and the rest of the South Korean team are feeling like they got kicked in the Ho Lee last night. (see, there I go…)

Half-Court Shot For Half-Million Dollars 4

Posted on March 04, 2009 by bryan

Is there anything more enjoyable to watch than a well-executed, devastating, yet harmless prank?

I think not.

(CollegeHumor.com)

Mike Leach Looks Like Vince Gill 1

Posted on November 14, 2008 by jason

As a resident of the Texas Panhandle and a person who has followed Texas Tech football for years — even when they were just average — I have known something for a long time which is only now beginning to land on the pop cultural radar.

It is this:

Texas Tech coach Mike Leach looks a whole lot like country singer (and Amy Grant husband) Vince Gill. They look so much alike it’s kind of scary.

Want proof? Watch this video. You will be so happy you did. I promise.

Existence is a Vulgar Absurdity 2

Posted on September 09, 2008 by bryan

Good news for the AFC South, courtesy of the Onion News Network.


Pre-Game Coin Toss Makes Jacksonville Jaguars Realize Randomness Of Life

“All effort is vain, all order an illusion”…try telling that to Tom Brady.

God > Brett Favre 3

Posted on September 02, 2008 by bryan

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Is Backpacking a Sport? 3

Posted on July 30, 2008 by jason

I used to backpack a lot with my dad and brother back in junior high and high school. We were dorks back then. I probably weighed 100 pounds on some of those trips, but I’d load up a big old canvas Boy Scout external frame pack with 50 lbs of gear…just for a three-day trip up near Lake City, Colorado. I used to cram frozen steaks, cans of beans, cans of Dr. Pepper, sweatshirts, and extra pairs of jeans into those trips…it’s no wonder my packs were so heavy back then. The trails were never that difficult, with only a slight elevation increase. But I always remember being pretty miserable on the way up.

But I’ve learned. Last weekend I went on my second big backpacking trip in the last two years with some good friends, and I think I’ve gotten a good taste of the virtues of packing light. My pack — a midlevel GoLite pack I got off eBay — weighed only 25 pounds, but carried enough gear, clothing and food to keep me clean, dry, and well-fed for four days. It’s a good thing I learned to lighten up, too. This trail was nearly six miles long with an elevation gain of over 4,000 feet. We hiked up to the Bushnell Lakes, a set of three alpine lakes between 11,000 and 12,000 feet near Coaldale, Colorado.

Going up — thanks to intermittent rain and occasional climbing stretches that were pretty much like walking up flights of stairs in a lovely forest setting — took six hours. After two days of camping, hiking, summiting, flyfishing (big, beautiful cutthroat trout at the top lake), and hanging out around a campfire, we came back down to the trailhead. The descent took less than two hours. And while the road up was exhausting thanks to the climb and the altitude, the road down was flat-out painful. A steep descent like that — over rocky terrain — is constant pressure on the quads, the calves, and the soles of the feet.

The trail up and the trail down are both tough, but you know what makes it a lot easier? Traveling light. With a smaller pack I could enjoy most of the trail, rather than focusing only on getting to the destination as soon as possible and getting the stinking pack off my aching back. It’s why you can still smile after three miles and 3,000 feet of climbing, like this:

The lesson? I think there’s a pretty good metaphor in there somewhere. There’s value in simplicity. And backpacking teaches a person a lot about simplicity. Like how it’s OK to eat oatmeal every morning. And how it’s not a crime to wear the same shirt for three straight days. And how the best thing to do with a bunch of good friends is to just hang out and talk and tell stories, especially if a campfire is involved. And how a weekend without televisions and cell phones and box scores isn’t necessarily bad.

If you want a full recap of the trip, along with pretty pictures, you can find it starting here at my family’s blog.

And if you get a chance, go backpacking.

NBA Players Who Resemble Their Mascots 9

Posted on June 05, 2008 by jesse

With the NBA finals starting this week, and everyone in the media (rightfully) talking about the importance of the LA / Boston match up, I decided to do something a little different (but equally important) for my first post here: A list of the top-5 NBA players who kind of look like their mascots. I’m sure that the sports media will agree that this story is of equal significance to professional sports as two of the greatest legacy teams ever facing off in the NBA Finals.

1. Chris Bosh :: The Toronto Raptors

This one is hard to do justice with just an image. To really appreciate Chris Bosh’s dinosaur-likeness, you have to watch him play. He’s got a fierce ability to slash to the basket and an overall bird-like demeanor (and anyone who’s seen Jurassic Park knows that automatically links him with the Velociraptor).
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2. Adam Morrison :: The Charlotte Bobcats

I could talk about his aggressive jump shot, his ability to claw to the hoop or his wild ball-handling, but only one word really captures his bobcat-like appearance: whiskers.

Bobcat

3. Bryant Reeves :: The Vancouver Grizzlies

What NBA fan could forget Bryant “Big Country Reeves”? Not since Bill Wennington has professional basketball seen a real-life mountain-man take to the court. He was Paul Bunyan in basketball shoes. And though his size makes him a sure-fire contender for a bear look-alike contest (he’s 7-feet, 275-pounds), it’s his down home, back-country style that really captures the true spirit of the grizzly.

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4. Baron Davis :: The Golden State Warriors

April, 2007: The 15 teams of the Western Conference descend upon you. The hard-nose, leave-it-all-on-the-court play of the Warriors point guard in the 2007 playoffs proved that like King Leonidas, Davis wasn’t afraid to stand against the mighty, top-rated Mavericks–the true embodiment of a warrior. The sweet beard helps too.

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5. Mark Cuban :: The Dallas Mavericks

OK, I know this one is a little bit of a stretch considering Mark Cuban isn’t actually an NBA player. But, even though he doesn’t actually put on a uniform every night, Cuban’s animated sideline antics and his off-court dealings make him just as much of a player in the league as any athlete. He also bears an eerie resemble to a young Mel Gibson in the movie Maverick.
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Thanks for the Double? 2

Posted on April 02, 2008 by bryan

 

Is Orlando Hudson thanking God for the double he just hit in an exhibition game.

Or is he angry at him for not coming through with the triple he prayed for?

And how hungry do you have to be to eat a baseball?

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