UFR: Trojans, No-Nos, and Oops 7

Unlike the rest of us, Carlos Zambrano likes coming back to work after a 2-week vacation…Brandon Marshall has 3 times as many catches as Jamarcus Russell has completions…The Red Sox and Phillies make pushes to play in October…5 Top-25 College Football Teams lose…all the biceps in the world can’t make up for Ed Hochuli’s blown call against the Chargers…Miss. St. scores 2 and gets beaten by 1, UCLA scores 0 and gets beaten by 59…and Mike Shanahan cares not for your “play for overtime at home” rule…
So what did you watch? How did your teams fare? Could USC give the Miami Dolphins a game?
Upon Further Review, what’s your take on the sports weekend that was?